Scapegoat

Fashion satyr.

Catherine Ogust for Penthouse Gallery dress, $7.50 (originally $15, LUX annual half-off sale). Frye Boots (Dorado Short), $200 (after $200 gift donation from mom and pop). Goat mask, borrowed (Kelly and Jason’s wall).

Astrologically, and that word just seems to fit after the phrase “penthouse gallery,” I am a Capricorn, or half-goat, half-fish. In personality, I am introverted, yet ambitious. (I seemed to have slipped by the supposed practical and prudent sides.)

These are awkward combinations, creating awkward situations. All alleviated (or at least distracted) by the bold colors and lines of a stunning Moroccan-and-70s-vibe dress. And occasionally a goat mask.

Don’t goat me on.

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