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High waisted skirt: Neiman Marcus, thrift store
Vintage pin-tuck pleated blouse with lace collar: Ship n’ Shore, Lux Lounge
Yellow colored tights: Target
Fuchsia heels: Nordstroms, thrift store

Photographer: Me, Bethany Walter

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K: I told you I had harem pants. These blush shiny drawstring beauties have a gather detail at crotch-level that makes me sooooo happy, similar to a pair Marian Kihogo wore to London Fashion Week 2010. Photo from the Whole Hole.

Nicole: While I love and am jealous of your harem pants, I am gravitating towards Marian’s fancy tiered sleeves and pleated train…I will channel the inspiration into  hot pink petticoat layered under vintage pleated olive skirt.  Notice that the petticoat is the exact same shade as my 90’s hot pink crop top.

Doris Day Approves:

K: Unconventional layering is my favorite, especially when it involves various sheers! I love how unexpectedly slutty the sheer petticoat is with your demure silhouette. This tie-waist polyester blouse barely covers my pink-sports-bra-supported breasts. Does this even count as a subtle kind of sluttly? I say yes, because the harem pants are so fucking unsexy.

N: Totes subtly slutty.  You’re wearing a sports bra.  How slutty is that?  Take off the heels and blouse and you could be at the gym. I had to wear pink underwear so they wouldn’t be too obvious under my supah sheer petticoat.  Guess I felt like wrangling the subtle slut a bit…

N: Sorry ladies, some of us don’t wear petticoats under our petticoats for modesty…

K: But I do need one of those hats like I’ve never needed anything in my life. I swoon!

K: Speaking of swooning, these Chanel crocodile pumps? Thrifted for under ten dollars. BOOM!

N: Night and day. Though my lucite and gold vintage heels were also purchased second hand for under ten dollars!

N: Also, embarassing confession, I the petticoat is leftover from a horrible Halloween costume I got stuck in several years ago..

K: Do you mean the swedish milk-maid costume you voluntarily purchased to please a douchebag boyfriend? It’s alright, you washed that man right out of your hair… or was that the part you shaved off?

N: Touche, Robinson, touche.  Stop looking at me with those judging eyes… Also, does it make me look better or worse if I say he purchased it for me?

K: Better. Besides, you’re sure as hell making the best of it now. I made this netted collar! It took many hours. I also made the bracelet.

N: I recently discovered the roof of my apartment building…good for morning yoga and photo shoots!

K: Bises for Bethany, who takes pictures of me in the Cabana Inn parking lot at midnight.

 Whether by night or by day, we hope you’ll dress slutty in a subtle way.

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black halo, silk baby doll dress, hazel cox, calvin klein shoes, strappy leather heelsOn February 10 of this year, Dustin and I officially fled the tortuous unknown of bidding war purgatory and jumped straight into the searing hot certainty of property ownership. Again.

In March of 2010, we purchased our home in a cozy, quiet little neighborhood just blocks away from our favorite Boise-living perks – the Boise River, the Greenbelt, and a generous pocket of incredible ethnic markets. As we settled into our new home, we couldn’t help but notice that the tiny ramshackle of a dwelling next door was vacant. The poor old place had a caved roof, sagging shingles, and more dandelions carpeting the yard than grass.

Guinevere cropped wool sweater, Calvin Klein heelsWe watched. We waited. Eventually, the yokels who owned the place came around and, through a series of conversations that included impromptu outbursts of harmonica solos and requests for a “jar of water”, we discerned that the old woman who lived there several years ago had died, and her gaggle of toothless offspring were fixing to sell.

Black Halo, Hazel Cox, warm color palate

A Fiery Getup: Flame-red silk dress by Black Halo / Orange cropped angora-wool sweater by Guinevere for Anthropologie / Ochre tights by Worthington / Charcoal leather strapped heels by Calvin Klein / Serpent necklace & bracelet by Hazel Cox

 

It was a lengthy, exhausting, and teeth gnashing battle to get these folks to comprehend that the chunk of dirt and dilapidated shack was not in fact worth the laughable $80k they were asking, but eventually we prevailed and paid a fine sum of $30k for the neglected but infinitely promising lot.

Black Halo, Guinevere wool sweater, silk dress, Calvin Klein heels, Hazel CoxNow, the real work begins. What was once an oppressively depressing, mold-infested shanty filled with cobwebs and over a century of palpable memories is now slowly but surely becoming a greenhouse and studio apartment. The weed-strewn lot is now home to a community garden (and a petanque court, for good measure). We’re slowly coaxing the peach, plum, and apricot trees back to their fruitful old selves, and are making plans for chickens and bees……perhaps a goat or two.

farming, gardening in Idaho, petanque courtThe future home of what we’re tentatively calling “Handsomehound Farm”

Out of the frying pan and into the fire……..we’ve invested ourselves in a lifetime of work; my arms feel like wet noodles and I have constant blisters on my hands from digging, scraping, and shaping the soil, and my skin is dry to cracking from being constantly caked with dirt……but for now, it’s definitely the fire of inspiration and dedication we’re feeling.

 

 

Digging garden furrows with Edmund K. Handsomehound

Great feats of dedicated inspiration can often suck the motivation out of other creative endeavors…..thank goodness for the unending fashion prowess of Kelly Lynae, who dressed me for this post, and whatever would I do without Bethany Walter‘s indomitable photography skills. A big huzzah! to Jessica Holmes this week too, for suggesting we stage a photo shoot in my “haunted shanty.”  It’s an incredible blessing to have such creative, talented friends.

Betty Page haircut, silk frock, wool sweater, rope necklace, brunette

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